This is sung with a leader in call and response.

Monday is a working day!
-Monday is a working day!

Is everybody happy?
-You bet your ass we are!!
Do-do do-do do-do do-do
Do-do do-do do-do!! (Spin around with your beer raised)

Monday is a working day!
Tuesday is a finger day!
Is everybody happy?

You bet your ass we are!!
Do-do do-do do-do do-do
Do-do do-do do-do!!

Monday is a working day!
Tuesday is a finger day!
Wednesday is an "ahhh" day!
Is everybody happy?

You bet your ass we are!!
Do-do do-do do-do do-do
Do-do do-do do-do!!

Monday is a working day!
Tuesday is a finger day!
Wednesday is an "ahhh" day!
Thursday is a fucking day!
Is everybody happy?

You bet your ass we are!!
Do-do do-do do-do do-do
Do-do do-do do-do!!

Monday is a working day!
Tuesday is a finger day!
Wednesday is an "ahhh" day!
Thursday is a fucking day!
Friday is a drinking day!
Is everybody happy?

You bet your ass we are!!
Do-do do-do do-do do-do
Do-do do-do do-do!!

Monday is a working day!
Tuesday is a finger day!
Wednesday is an "ahhh" day!
Thursday is a fucking day!
Friday iss a drinking day!
Saturday's a rugby day!!

Is everybody happy?

You bet your ass we are!!
Do-do do-do do-do do-do
Do-do do-do do-do!!

Monday's a working day!
Tuesday's a finger day!
Wednesday's a tounging day!
Thursday's a fucking day!
Friday's a drinking day!
Saturday's a rugby day!!
Sunday is the LORD'S day.

Is everybody happy?