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CHORUS:



If I were the marrying kind,



I thank the Lord I'm not, sir!



The kind of rugger I would be



Would be a rugby___________





SINGER:



Prop, sir!



ALL:



Why's that, sir?



SINGER:



Because I'd support hookers



ALL:



And you'd support hookers,



We'd all support hookers, together!



We'd be all right in the middle of the night 



Supporting hookers together!





MORE VERSES:



2nd row, sniff butt



2nd row, split cheeks



2nd row, grab crotch



scrum half, put it in



wing, never get it



flanker, pull out early



fullback, get fucked



center, find the hole



center, hit it hard



8 man, hold till you come



scrumcap, be on a pussy



halftime orange, get sucked



scrumhalf, whip it out



spectator, get to watch



spectator on a rainy day, come in rubbers



spectator on a rainy day, I'd get wet



spectator on a sunny day, come again



Team from far away, come for hours



grounds keeper #1, trim bush



grounds keeper #2, do lines



grounds keeper #3, fill holes



goal post, stand erect



goal post, get split



boot, come in a boxes



2 boots tied together, be trippin



field, grow weed



field, be hard



cleat, get screwed



ball, get pumped



rule book, get violated



whistle, get blown



water bottle, get squeezed



ref, fuck you