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CHORUS:
If I were the marrying kind,
I thank the Lord I'm not, sir!
The
kind of rugger I would be
Would be a rugby___________
SINGER:
Prop,
sir!
ALL:
Why's that, sir?
SINGER:
Because I'd support hookers
ALL:
And you'd support hookers,
We'd all support hookers, together!
We'd
be all right in the middle of the night
Supporting hookers together!
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VERSES:
2nd row, sniff butt
2nd row, split cheeks
2nd row, grab crotch
scrum
half, put it in
wing, never get it
flanker, pull out early
fullback, get fucked
center, find the hole
center, hit it hard
8 man, hold till you come
scrumcap,
be on a pussy
halftime orange, get sucked
scrumhalf, whip it out
spectator,
get to watch
spectator on a rainy day, come in rubbers
spectator on a rainy day, I'd get wet
spectator on a sunny day, come again
Team from far away, come for hours
grounds
keeper #1, trim bush
grounds keeper #2, do lines
grounds keeper #3, fill holes
goal
post, stand erect
goal post, get split
boot, come in a boxes
2 boots tied
together, be trippin
field, grow weed
field, be hard
cleat, get screwed
ball,
get pumped
rule book, get violated
whistle, get blown
water bottle, get squeezed
ref, fuck you
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