**Sung to the tune of "Knick-Knack Patty Whack"**
Rugby men, they play one Sucking them
is like my thumb
Chorus: With a knick-knack, patty-whack, send the boys away... Women's rugby's what we play!
Rugby men, they play two They can't get it up to screw
Rugby men, they play three They can't
get enough of me
Rugby men, they play four They can't get it up to score
Rugby men, they play
five When they push they have no drive
Rugby men, they play six Little men with little dicks
Rugby
men, they play seven They think masturbation's heaven
Rugby men, they play eight I would rather masterbate
Rugby men, they play nine They think their orgasm's mine
Rugby men, they play ten I have had
enought of men!
Chorus: With a knick-knack, patty-whack, send the boys away... Women's rugby's what we
play!
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