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**Sung to the tune of "Knick-Knack Patty Whack"**


Rugby men, they play one
Sucking them is like my thumb

Chorus:
With a knick-knack, patty-whack, send the boys away...
Women's rugby's what we play!


Rugby men, they play two
They can't get it up to screw


Rugby men, they play three
They can't get enough of me


Rugby men, they play four
They can't get it up to score


Rugby men, they play five
When they push they have no drive


Rugby men, they play six
Little men with little dicks


Rugby men, they play seven
They think masturbation's heaven


Rugby men, they play eight
I would rather masterbate


Rugby men, they play nine
They think their orgasm's mine


Rugby men, they play ten
I have had enought of men!


Chorus:
With a knick-knack, patty-whack, send the boys away...
Women's rugby's what we play!